@dhumann: If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.
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@SatansTongue: *Dentistry school* Here's your final: *stabs student* Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?" FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
@_troyjohnson: You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
@murrman5: [the instructor clearly frustrated with me on first day of veterinary school] "It doesn't matter if its a dog, it's still called a cat scan"
@omgthatspunny: All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on.