@gman_kam: If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit.
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@mrtruthandsoul: My daughter wants a pony and my wife wants a new dishwasher, so I'm compromising and buying them a goat.
@Chumpstring: I like to shit with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.
@Rollinintheseat: My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.
@GianDoh: Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, "Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?"