@iamspacegirl: if chickens exchanged goods and services for a fixed price it would be called chicken tenders have a great day
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@MumsieEsq: "DADDY!?!" (toddler calling out) Me: "Daddy's upstairs but can I help you with something?" "Yes. You can go get Daddy."
@Mikecanrant: A guy with a locked account just asked me why I never retweet him. Stay in school kids.
@Terdoh: If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about.