@MountainDouche: If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair.
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@TheMichaelRock: The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)
@Tmoney68: I've been trying to figure out why I overslept today. Just realized drunk me set my calculator for $7.30.