@trevso_electric: If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.
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@imchriskelly: "What charities do you donate to?" "I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."
@SCbchbum: "I'll have a caramel macchiato, hold the espresso & milk." "Miss, that's just a cup of caramel sauce." "You heard me."
@ClichedOut: I picked up carry-out and the guy asked if I wanted to leave a tip. Yeah. Offer delivery.