@trevso_electric: If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.
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@PyrBliss: If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road.
@motrboatr: Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick.
@LukeMones: This google docs thing is lame. Whatever happened to those viruses that turned your screen into a laughing skull & shut down the power grid?
@CourtneyBale: Me: So excited for the weekend! Predatory alien in disguise: Same here! Sooo easy to catch, right M: Huh P: The weakened M: What P: What