@trevso_electric: If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.
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@MoneypennyNaked: I really need someone to follow me around Target to say "No. No. Put that back. You don't need that. You already have 4 of those at home."
@meganamram: I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross
@FrankCurtisB: When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty.