@DomComedy: If Dumbledore did a 'Cribs' episode for Hogwarts, he'd be like "and this is where the magic happens" in every room.
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@mrkoodge: *lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*
@mydanimarie: Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open.
@lecalabara: Me:Everything you know about me is a lie.Coworker:So you didnt dance naked in the fountain at the mall?Me: Everything other than that.
@ilovepie84: I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name.