@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Brentweets: I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular
@Ameiam: I'm really surprised I decided to get Botox. At least I think I'm surprised, I can't really tell.
@Kyle_Lippert: "I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me" Michelangelo thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel "that would be hella rad"