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@Brewsker: If everything happens for a reason, explain Windows update.
@galiamango: When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me.
@Book_Krazy: [playing pictionary]
Her: A circle..a ring...a diamond ring...a diamond engagement ring...OMG YES I'LL MARRY YOU!
Him: Its a door knocker.
@Nips_00: I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards
@AdriannaLaCervx: The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck.
@Robert_Beau: My boss accused me of sticking my finger in his BD cake in the break room fridge, but he is completely wrong, it wasn't my finger.