@Brewsker: If everything happens for a reason, explain Windows update.
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@WhoTheHeckIsMeg: ["Platonic" male friend rams car through my bedroom wall] I heard you broke up with your girl. You ok? Ready to give men a try now?????????
@deanna_ficco: Sex is the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.