@bourgeoisalien: if ghosts r real why are there no dinosaur ghosts? think about that, but u won't bc i just blew your mind with something called logic, idiot
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@Loli_Sug: My boss bought a breathalyzer for our office because everyone comes back from lunch drunk. My personal best is .16
@RamblingMachine: My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different.
@better_off_dad: *Do you wish to send? *Are you sure? *For real? *Have you been drinking? *Really? *What time is it? ~How my send button should function
@theevilwriter: When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption.