@EricGoldie: If God is a DJ, life is a dance floor, and love is a rhythm, then you are on LSD.
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@Mi_SSbehaved: My son touched my leg & said "so soft!" Then he asked for his IPad back & I gave it to him. Girls aren't exactly rocket science, guys.
@mind_numb: I'm going start wearing a cape instead of headphones to deter people from talking to me.
@juliussharpe: I have the Anne Hathaway "It came true!" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich.