@Ivsy01: If he asks you to be his girlfriend say yes and then hide from him so he can never break up with you.
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@jordan_stratton: Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire.
@PFitzpa: I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life.
@Fred_Delicious: *Paul Walker shouts down from the gates of heaven* "YO DID I GET A MILLION LIKES ON FACEBOOK? THEY WON'T LET ME IN WITHOUT A MILLION LIKES"
@1Happytwit: You don't need to use your words if you're carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out.