@SCbchbum: If horror movies have taught me anything, it's lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as "mother" or "father."
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@MelvinofYork: Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet, and no matter the answer I scowl and shake my head.
@brianbowman73: Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm. It's for birth control. Me: I didn't even know an arm could get pregnant.
@Sarcasticsapien: Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity.
@AnkCoupleTO: I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective