@LeonEarlgrey: If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you.
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@LosLos__: I never know what to do with my hands during pictures, so I get it gang members, I totally get it.
@SirEviscerate: "What would you say is your greatest weakness?" Probably my tendency to stalk and murder people who won't hire me.
@gwatts77: Judging by how all of these ladies tweet about cucumbers I'm pretty sure size does matter because I never see them tweeting about carrots :(