@AngrEdmontonian: If I can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat.
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@EricMarten: George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here.
@longwall26: Review of "grandma": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist ★☆☆☆☆
@nicfit75: Since getting the new iPhone with fingerprint unlock technology I've never worried so much about losing my thumb.
@platinum2000: How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?