@AngrEdmontonian: If I can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat.
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@FreudsTwin: My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him.
@McNevich: If there's a pistachio that's difficult to open, I'll just move right on to another because life is short and so is my god damn temper
@lasergirl70: "Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it." ~ Not an old Irish proverb