@JasonLastname: If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim.
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@paopao619: My relative's friend posted this. Wypipo so desperate to make the #LasVegasShooting about brown people #LasVegas
@veronicamarche: I heard somebody refer to “The Shape of Water” as “Grinding Nemo” and I’m never going to get over it.
@Carbosly: You say "save the date", I hear "more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."
@Parker_Simpson: always good to put one of those Apple stickers that comes with ur iPhone on your car so thieves know which car to break in to.