@JasonLastname: If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim.
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@the_kizzle: if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user.
@BryMastas: Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water.
@MischievousJam: I ate 23k pounds of cream cheese yesterday. BUT, there were nuts in it and I yelled FITFAM the whole time so technically it was health food
@Maxine12339: Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart.