@IntoxicaTweeted: If I die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock DNA.
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@krisv_723: Him: I’m a champion bull rider, baby. I know how to handle the ride. Me: All I’m hearing is you last for 8 seconds.
@squirrel74wkgn: I’ve heard the jokes and the laughter as people drove past my house in July, but who’s laughing NOW? *plugs in Xmas lights*
@WhitfordBradley: And Jesus said "If the lepers cannot afford healthcare, let them suffer, for poverty is a character issue."