@IntoxicaTweeted: If I die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock DNA.
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@kellysdf: Apparently, if you Google "boss" and "chloroform" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere.
@yoyoha: Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law
@SCbchbum: I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving.