@DrTster: If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going?
To the bank
@_NTFG_: Sit down and let me tell you a story.
Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card.
@PajamaBenLaden: *Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*
@mikeleffingwell: DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this?
*takes you out several times then acts distant*
@dubstep4dads: met this girl online and we've been talking for a few weeks... what yall think? 😏😏
@omgthatspunny: I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something.