@DrTster: If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going?
To the bank
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm gonna be upset when HBO starts killing off Sesame Street characters one by one Game Of Thrones style.
@Matt_The_1st: "Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"
@Jake_Vig: HER: We need to talk.
ME: No one actually NEEDS to talk.
ME: I assume we need to talk longer now.
@ThinkingSavage: I see your 'swagger' and raise you my full-time job. Yeah.
@crunchenhancer: My wife told me she "likes it rough."
So I replaced the toilet paper roll with a sandpaper roll.
-how guys understand women