@kiralc: if I ever go missing, it won't be hiking. you guys don't even have to look there.
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@Crutnacker: Biden: Told Trump about Carter's ghost in the West Wing Obama: Carter is still alive Biden: He doesn't know that
@MarkAgee: All this "Kaine is boring" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit
@JosesLovesYou: For my new tattoo, I'm totally getting a chest piece of a chess piece, cause its fun to be a pun.
@huntigula: I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll