@funnybeachgirl: If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life.
"What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"
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@UncleDuke1969: Autocorrect is why I have crust issues.
@AtticusFinch79: Attention Walmart Shoppers - There is someone dressed Appropriately in Aisle 12
@SincerelyTumblr: Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday
@Douchekevin: I saw 300 lbs crammed into a pair of small yoga pants so now I understand how the Tardis on Dr. Who is real.
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