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@funnybeachgirl: If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life.

"What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"

If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life.

“What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?”

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