@WhiskeySoured: If I ever say, "Do you want me to be honest?" Say no.
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@dietredbull: it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill
@arielleBigBlue: If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me.
@the_anastasia: It's funny how all those "best places in the world" lists always forget to include the Internet.