@iGreenMonk: If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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@BoomBoomBetty: Him, yelling from the other room: Why do you keep upping the amount of my life insurance? Me, pouring heavy whipping cream into his skim milk carton: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold