@Douchekevin: If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd totally be expecting some change back.
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@BigOlBossman: WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it...
@TheMichaelRock: [at restaurant]] 8yo: why does mom eat half of your food? Me: because.. Wife *evil glare* Me *terrified* because I don't want it.
@LaTreiHinton: Tom & Jerry had the realest beef of all time..... nvr said a word.... it was jus on sight ..