@Douchekevin: If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd totally be expecting some change back.
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@ericsshadow: What kind of deranged lunatic gets home from a long night at the bar and eats a piece of fruit?
@muyrando: *job interview* Wonka: Any questions? Oompa Loompa: So we just go out and start singing whenever a kid dies?
@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
@SwirlySkittles: Playing Tubular Bells to end the baptism wasn't quite the closing my aunt was looking for but in my defense it did clear out the church.