@IamEnidColeslaw: if I get married all my bridesmaids are going to be bats
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@RandiLawson: "Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!" "DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"
@AmishPornStar1: It's almost summer and I'm only three stomach flus and a couple tapeworms away from my beach body!!!