@LOsepyan: If I had a dollar for every time I was wrong, I'd be incredibly broke.
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@Sassafrantz: The Orthodontist wants to pull my daughter's 2 loose baby teeth & charge me $250. I bought the biggest bag of caramels I could find for $5.
@Ygrene: *brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*
@goolicker: There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer.
@bridger_w: I know blood in horror movies is just corn syrup, but it's still terrifying because at this point, that's basically all my blood is