@LOsepyan: If I had a dollar for every time I was wrong, I'd be incredibly broke.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@moose_chocolate: "Sobbing" autocorrected to "throbbing" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction.
@CatherineLMK: Hey remember that snarky insult you threw my way three weeks ago? Well now I have comeback so please repeat it.
@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.