@LOsepyan: If I had a dollar for every time I was wrong, I'd be incredibly broke.
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@Boobzillaz: Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss.
@DirtMcTurd: *Pulls up to drive-thru window* "Extra toilet paper please" Do you mean napkins? "Sure, whatever"
@SamuelHLowe: How many "I hate you, you insensitive asshole" equals one "I love you"? Please say 57.