@Midgetspar: If I had a fake leg it would be a see-thru plastic one full of jelly beans and I'd only charge kids a dime for a handful like the old days.
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@RhinoUR: Buys valentine. Writes "I love you" inside. Mails card to self. Receives card in mail. Reads card. "Eww, why do I attract losers?"
@ksecaw: [guy behind me observes my groceries] - frozen meals - fruits - vegetables - small carton of eggs - half carton of milk Guy: you must be single Me: haha, how did you know? Guy: you're ugly.