@TheBoydP: If I had a time machine I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she's told me I forgot...
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@jordan_stratton: I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.
@LolaFaglana: I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say "Mommy steals credit cards" when they're in a checkout line.
@chris_witha_see: I ironed my dress this morning while I was wearing it. So, yes Mensa, I will join your club.