@runawaycupcake: If I had known what cleaning a toilet is like with a husband and two sons I would've become a lesbian.
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@GermanFreckles: No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.
@TheBoydP: Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!