@lazerdoov: If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot
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@kelkulus: Whichever marketing genius created the "Kim Kardashian Kollection" must not know much about history or acronyms.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Every time my husband hides my pants, I have sex with him. Don't tell him I have more than one pair.