@dreamthievin: If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I'm going out for tacos
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@kellyoxford: "Please add your phone number to secure your acct." Facebook is now the Nigerian Prince.
@iAmDelFreaky: I hate grocery shopping. That's why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I'm getting, but it sure is faster.
@SouthernStylin1: A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away