@Stabby_smurf: If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision.
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@Pumpkinbabypie: HB: *text* hey, what’s for dinner? Me: Roast Chicken. HB: cool, you need me to pick up anything on my way home? Me: yes, a roast chicken.
@neonwario: What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people