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@putyoursisterd1: "If I let them stay up late on Friday night, we can sleep in Saturday morning!"

-a strategy that has never worked for any parent, ever.

“If I let them stay up late on Friday night, we can sleep in Saturday morning!”

-a strategy that has never worked for any parent, ever.

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