@KattsDogma: If I owned a Brazilian waxing joint, I'd call it Pubic's Cube or The Razor's Edge or Hedging Your Bets or Getting a Leg Up or Bush League or
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@QwertyJones3: [doctor hooking wires to my chest] ME: What are you doing? DOC: Echocardiogram ME: cardiogram cardiogram cardiogram this is a weird test
@Swishergirl24: I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories.
@IrishVin: My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants.