@KattsDogma: If I owned a Brazilian waxing joint, I'd call it Pubic's Cube or The Razor's Edge or Hedging Your Bets or Getting a Leg Up or Bush League or
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@cervixsmash: Mobile tweeting with 3% battery is a lot like the band playing while the titanic sank
@3sunzzz: *looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame.
@DonQuickoats: The best way to respond to a limp handshake is to tickle their palm with your middle finger
@Nicole_Kapp87: I never really understood the tiny house trend, but then I saw one where the bed was literally in the kitchen, and now I get it.