@AntiJokeTyrone: If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die
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@TheTweetOfGod: I planted all the evidence for evolution once it became clear it did not serve the best interest of My reputation to take credit for you.
@KevinFarzad: Ways I'm like a tea kettle: 1) need water 2) start screaming when someone forgets abt me 3) could burn down a house but probably never will
@amandalsabrook: College is cool because you get to pick what time your classes are and then still not go