@_Tempo11: If I put on a latex glove and snap it, that's just me flirting
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@KiayaFaye: I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward
@mydmac: DM:You're so hot, wanna Skype? Me: it is quite hot, and a skype sounds delicious. Is that vodka? DM: ME:hello...you there
@chrisrockozfan: Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
@briangaar: Hi mom, we shot the new Hobbit movie today. I'm orc #56, the one accidentally wearing a watch. The director was really mad.