@BDGarp: If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about.
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@iamspacegirl: [Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say
@DumbConfessions: God: Women will bleed for a week. Universe: What will men do for pleasure at that time? God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
@RichardDreyfuss: You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck.