@BDGarp: If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about.
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@michaeljhudson: Prank: put a bucket of water on top of the door, then shoot your roommate in the stomach. When the cops come, they get soaking wet!
@Underchilde: Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury them.