@nowarranty: If I say, "Don't worry, I'm on it," there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch.
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@vanderwangwe: The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
@DrizzyTheType: Drake the type of nigga to get a wanted star in Grand Theft Auto, drive to the police station and turn himself in.
@AnOrangeSNES: "Jess is coming over" "Jess who indiscriminately murders people or-" *Gets stabbed to death* "Yes"
@grantgirl2004: A large account followed me to thank me for a trophy through DM, then immediately unfollowed me. It must be exhausting to be Twitter elite.