@mishakey: If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself.
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@david8hughes: Son: what will happen when I die? Me [lowers newspaper]: there'll be a lot of left over sandwiches & then we'll turn your room into a gym
@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?
@deardilettante: Part of being a woman means you can break your leg or be having a cardiac arrest & a nurse will still ask when your last period was.