@mishakey: If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself.
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@FilthyRichmond: Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.
@murrman5: *opens fortune cookie* there's rice on your face *grabs wifes and opens it* still there *grabs one from next table* I can do this all night
@shanethevein: I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?
@ImABaconDonut: Me: Thanks for the sex. Me: You're welcome. Me: Maybe next time we can have another person in the room. Me: That'd be nice.