@Cunda22: If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot.
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@imence2: My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now.
@AndDesist: I regularly have gold plaques and 1st place ribbons made up for my liver so it knows just how much I appreciate all it's hard work.
@slimmy_shady: Retweet if you're naughty! Star if you love Jesus! Reply if you'd like to meet him!