@cajones113: If I take anymore ibuprofen, I'm going to have to log it as a snack.
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@bsnc64: "Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?" Body: "I shall make this into nose hair"
@trevso_electric: I didn't flan on getting divorced and now my wife wants custardy and she's pudding our kids in the middle :(