@cajones113: If I take anymore ibuprofen, I'm going to have to log it as a snack.
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@SwedishCanary: Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet.
@TheBoydP: Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is around $643.27. Apparently
@trojansauce: [watching lion king] TIMON: hakuna matata ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries TIMON: it means no worries ME: see?