@cajones113: If I take anymore ibuprofen, I'm going to have to log it as a snack.
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@Darlainky: At Jurassic Park when they say to keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, they mean it.
@iamspacegirl: Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain. Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too. And maybe the me: dude, that's my mom's cassero- C: Spain.
@Jenn_H_Scott: What's it called when you fall in love with your captors, even if they're obnoxious little tyrants? No, no, not Stockholm Syndrome. Ah, yes... "parenting" That's the word.
@TheBoydP: "Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway? What could go wrong?" ~My son apparently