@MableGertrude: If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money.
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@Sickayduh: I'm gonna strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that's where I'm gonna live.
@SondraDeeMe: *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*