@MableGertrude: If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Lmao: 5 kinds of fear: - panic - terror - 15 missed calls from mom - "wrong password" - "we need to talk"
@weinerdog4life: A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds
@GensPlace: She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her.
@canadasandra: the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed