@NotThatKristi: If I was a funeral director, I'd tell everyone "I'll see you later" & then wink, because it's fun to freak people out.
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@WheelTod: I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress.
@slimmy_shady: My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. He hit the poor man delivering it too.
@AndyAsAdjective: Finding out how big of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan I truly am was understandably pretty tough for my daughters, Raphael & Leonardo.