@NotThatKristi: If I was a funeral director, I'd tell everyone "I'll see you later" & then wink, because it's fun to freak people out.
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@RealDMK: Whenever someone with a bumper sticker cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support. Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy
@abbycohenwl: how to have good hair: - have bad hair - walk around like you have that hair on purpose
@AimeeHelene1: I lost 6 hours of sleep last night, lying in bed wondering if Muppets get haircuts.