@adam_bloomquist: If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil.
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@michaelianblack: The only thing that would prevent my wife from going to Pilates class would be if they invented a more expensive form of exercise.
@theroneman: Captain: You’re suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun. [he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun] Godammit, u were born to be a cop.