@jwoodham: If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something.
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@KKAlThani: Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life.
@WeissBrandon: When I see a couple and the women's pregnant. I always walk up and YELL "why don't you tell him who is really the father." and walk away