@aaronnemo: If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. "I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."
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@Samigrl2: The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
@pauleggleston: My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels.
@SgtButtCheeks: I forget what I used to do with my arms before I got my iPhone. Did I hang them down by my side? Straight above my head? I really forget.