@AlexEllisdon: If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the "Special Weapons And Grenades" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG
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@AIanHangover: Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you.
@FrazzleMyGimp: MY GRANDMA: You need to get John more than 1 present this year. MY DAD: Ugh fine. [My Birthday] DAD: Open this one. ME: ITS A- shoe? It’s one shoe. DAD: Now open this one.