@AlexEllisdon: If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the "Special Weapons And Grenades" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG
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@juliussharpe: For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being.
@FattMernandez: For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell "Oh God! She was pregnant!"
@Ameiam: I'm really surprised I decided to get Botox. At least I think I'm surprised, I can't really tell.