@HarleyPlays: If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot.
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@DamonHunzeker: Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about.
@jakob_huber: "Get me another beer, boy" "Dad I'm an adult. My name's Bobby" "It's time you knew the truth boy. The 2nd & 3rd B's in your name are silent"
@Marilyn_Brando: *grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* "uhh grandpa who's that?" "my hip replacement"