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@CruelMeiga: If I was Steve Jobs I would engrave on my tombstone:
@SadieSkyNinja: If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on.
In related news, I just broke up with my mom
@Nikkeya08: "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."
Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?
@AllanCresswell: Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?
@MichaelTrying: The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*