@favamp: If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a swagasaurus.
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@OtherDanOBrien: *hot girl puts a cherry stem in her mouth* *twists it around with her tongue* *pulls it out* *it spells "I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND"*
@SummerCandyEyes: I think all the women who don't get a rose on the Bachelor should at least walk away with a cat.
@thepunningman: [boardroom] "Now hear me out. They're Teenage.." Ok "Mutant.." I like where this is going "Ninja.." Noun me, Graham! "Turtles" You're fired