@favamp: If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a swagasaurus.
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@liv_thatsme: Well, I was in a huge hurry until you started driving 1 inch from my bumper. Now, I've got all the time in the world.
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife's online shopping downstairs so I'm upstairs logged on to the same site and deleting everything in her cart.
@GoFrankGo: Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula.
@mynameisntdave: I can't wait until Twitter gives you the option to block yourself. I say some real dumb shit on here and I shouldn't have to deal with it.