@ArtIsMyPorn: If I were a kidnapper, I'd drive around telling adults there's naps in the van.
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@nerdreign: I worry that people who say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" may have missed a Science class or two.
@funnybeachgirl: *walks up to fountain* *throws in a shiny penny* *crosses fingers* *makes wish* *looks over at mother-in-law* *does throat slash motion*
@ValeeGrrl: Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was "bumpy." Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles.