@ArtIsMyPorn: If I were a kidnapper, I'd drive around telling adults there's naps in the van.
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@ryangriffiths: I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me "just be yourself".
@unravelingfire: I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed.
@TurboJellyBean: Her:"my blinkers don't work I think I'm out of blinker fluid" Me:"your car doesn't have blinker fluid." Her:"I JUST SAID THAT PAY ATTENTION"
@SteveSuckington: Welcome to Gullible Victim Club. Lol. I can't believe you showed up. Now gimme your purse or I'll stab you.