@cpabry: If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to Pmish cause I'm not a morning person.
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@baconacid: "weed is a gateway drug" "to what? the fridge? Hahaha" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*
@KaysNH: I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself.
@sad_tree: oh so you rich guys throw the water out after you boil hotdogs. too good for hotdog soup. too good to dab the soup on your wrists like colog
@brendanmcginley: The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist.