@cpabry: If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to Pmish cause I'm not a morning person.
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@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.
@shutupmikeginn: air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming.
@sixfootcandy: You'd think my hair would be a little more cooperative considering how many times I blow it per week.